Clever !

By JO LEE Magazine


A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.

 However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime

and then make such an obvious error, he replied:

“Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the painting.

I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

Well, I guess I figured I had nothing Toulouse!”

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