Top 10 Caddies’ Comments

By JO LEE Magazine

#10      Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”

Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”

#9        Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”

Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

#8        Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”

Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”

#7        Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”

Caddy: “Eventually.”

#6        Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”

Caddy: “I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”

#5        Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time.

It’s too much of a distraction.”

Caddy: “It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.”

#4        Golfer: “How do you like my game?”

Caddy: “Very good sir but, personally, I prefer golf.”

#3        Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?”

Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”

#2        Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”

Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”

. . And the #1 best caddy comment:

Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”

Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”





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