1.  CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

2.  People in Beverly Hills fire nannies and learn their children’s names.

3.  The most highly-paid job is jury duty.

4.  People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

5. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “Finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in America?”

7.  If the bank returns your check marked “insufficient funds,” did they mean you or them.

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