Kids Are Quick

By JO LEE Magazine


Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

Winnie: Me!

Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

Glen: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, he admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

Simon: No sir, I don’t have to. My Mom is a good cook.





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