Humor in Quotes

By JO LEE Magazine

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten.  H.L. Mencken

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.  John Kenneth Galbraith

Whence it came, where it went.  Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.  Charles Schulz

If the phone doesn’t ring, it’s me.  Jimmy Buffet

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind – a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house.  Woody Allen

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.  Rita Mae Brown

Protect me from knowing what I don’t need to know.
Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don’t know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen.  Douglas Adams

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