WITS END – Would You Agree?

By JO LEE Magazine







Would You Agree?




I’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire.  God dammit, I’m a billionaire.  Howard Hughes


When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.  Prince Philip


Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.  Robin Hall


Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.  Jean Rostand.


We are here on earth to do good unto others.  What the others are here for, I have no idea.  W. H. Auden


If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.  Johnny Carson


As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind: every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.  John Glenn


America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.  Doug Hamwell


If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get through the airport.   Jonathan Winters

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