WITS END – Would You Agree?

By JO LEE Magazine

 

 

 

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Would You Agree?

 

 

 

I’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire.  God dammit, I’m a billionaire.  Howard Hughes

 

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.  Prince Philip

 

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.  Robin Hall

 

Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.  Jean Rostand.

 

We are here on earth to do good unto others.  What the others are here for, I have no idea.  W. H. Auden

 

If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.  Johnny Carson

 

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind: every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.  John Glenn

 

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.  Doug Hamwell

 

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get through the airport.   Jonathan Winters





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