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Politics And Thoughts





If God wanted us to vote,

he would have given us candidates.

~Jay Leno~


The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

~Henry Cate, VII~


Politicians are the same all over.

They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

~Nikita Khrushchev~


I offer my opponents a bargain:

if they will stop telling lies about us,

I will stop telling the truth about them.

~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~


A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life

for his country.

~ Tex Guinan~


I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter

to be left to the politicians.

~Charles de Gaulle~

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