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    1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s Round Table was Sir Cumference – proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and...

   

A long time ago, in Communist Russia, there was a famous weather man named Rudolf. He had a 100 percent accuracy rating for his forecasts...

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader called Abraham of Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of...

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten.  H.L. Mencken If all else...

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. Winnie: Me! Teacher: Glen, why do you always get...

  1.  CEOs are now playing miniature golf. 2.  People in Beverly Hills fire nannies and learn their children’s names. 3.  The most highly-paid job...

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. 2. What...

      Back To New Zealand   I just love New Zealand!  The people, the scenery, the lush green gentle hills and meadows, the...

   

 

Where birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air. Lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear...

Little Billy is sitting on the potty reading a book. About every 10 seconds, he grips the potty seat and hits himself on top of...

  Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Lincoln ‘s secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy’s secretary was...