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  A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six year old daughter and said, “Would you like to...

A father was at the beach with his children    when the four year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him...

When Dan found he was going to inherit a fortune when his father died,  he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So,...

#10      Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?” #9        Golfer: “I’d move...

On my way home one day I stopped to watch a Little League baseball game. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base...

CLEVER ! A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he stole the paintings and made it safely...

“Mommy,” asks the little girl. “How old are you?” “Honey, a mommy doesn’t talk about age.” “OK”, the little girl says, “How much do you...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After their tent was set up, both men fell sound asleep.. Some hours...

Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice! Skip down the hall rather than walk. See how many looks you get. Order a Diet...

When NASA first planned to send up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens  would not work in zero gravity.       To combat the problem,...

Here’s a funny exercise that will boggle your mind. You’re sure to keep trying to see if you can outsmart your right foot. But you...

THROUGH A CHILD’S EYE It was lunchtime and children were lined up in the school cafeteria. At the head of the table was a large...

“It’s impossible to buy a week’s groceries for $20.” “Raising the minimum wage to $1? Nobody will be able to hire outside help!” “It won’t...

A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Florida Villages.            A man walked over and sat down on the other...

THE HUSBAND STORE opens in New York City. INSTRUCTIONS You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors. The value of products increase...